Clueless Husband: Installment #304

Ten minutes before time to leave for school, Mama walks down in her bathrobe.

Mama: "Did you pack him a lunch?" she asks the Golfer.

Golfer: "What? Huh? No."

Mama: "Why wouldn't you pack him a lunch?"

Golfer: "How was I supposed to know that I needed to pack him a lunch?"

Mama: "Oh, I don't know. Maybe BECAUSE HE EATS LUNCH EVERY DAY AND WILL GO HUNGRY WITHOUT ONE!"

Golfer: "But how was I supposed to know that I needed to pack him one?"

Really? Really? See, this is why I can never die. Because my family would never eat lunch ever again.

2 comments :

nawnie said...

Men think that things like lunches, clean clothes, parties, holidays just appear.

Dawn said...

LOL!! I feel the same way!!

Although, this year Brett gets Courtney up of a morning and I get to sleep in with Camryn.

He does remember to give her her medicine everyday and get her to school on time. I never thought that would happen! LOL!